Have you ever been kidnapped by pirates in the middle of the night and forced to walk the Greasy Pole of Certain Death? Or challenged a giant grizzly bear to a milk-drinking contest? Or gone on a dangerous quest in search of mysterious treasure? What's that? You haven't? Then the unlikely adventures of Mabel Jones are almost certainly too exciting, thrilling and terrifying for you. Put this book down at once!* *Not really – I just have to say that in case any grown-ups are reading. Luckily this writing is too small for their old eyes to see properly. What you should really do is start reading this book immediately because it will make you laugh so hard that chips will come down your nose.
