Henry N. Beard Livres

Saucy guide to survival in everyday French as it is really spoken. Included are chapters on insults, sex, drink, and those silent yet expressive Gallic gestures.

Une quête, une guerre, un anneau dont même Wagner ne veut plus entendre parler, un roi sans royaume, un petit héros poilu nommé Fripon prêt - enfin, peut-être un peu forcé par le magicien Grandpaf - à s'embarquer dans une mission unique afin de sauver les Paires du Milieu de l'asservissement par le maléfique Salkon... Tels sont les premiers éléments du plus déjanté de tous les voyages en fantasy qu'aucun être ait jamais entrepris. Pour tous ceux qui ont pris du plaisir à lire le chef-d'œuvre de J.R.R. Tolkien - ou pour ceux qui veulent juste rire un coup ; il y en a déjà plus d'un million à travers le monde - Lord of the Ringards est la grande rave comique qui convaincra aussi bien ceux qui aiment la fantasy que ceux qui la détestent qu'ils ont dépassé ici l'ultime frontière, et qu'il n'est donc plus la peine de lire une autre parodie de ce genre. Mais alors, plus jamais ! " Cet ouvrage a été publié dans le seul but de se faire du blé. Ceux qui veulent se montrer polis envers un certain auteur s'abstiendront donc d'approcher de ce canular, même avec une lance de combat de trois mètres. " Henry N. Beard & Douglas C. Kenney

Tired of being beaten by an honest game of golf, self-proclaimed hacker Henry Beard figured that he didn't need a new swing--his game just needed a new set of rules. WithThe Official Exceptions to the Rules of Golf, he created a bible for the sensible golfer who doesn't have time to lose. You'll learn how to cope with pesky influences: missed shots and lost balls that wreak havoc on your score. Did you search unsuccessfully for your ball in the fairway? Don't panic. All you have to do is declare that it is a Ball Missing in Fairway But Obviously Not Lost (Exception #6) and drop another ball into the approximate spot where itmusthave landed. What could make more sense? Filled withfairrules, this is the book that every practical golfer must have.

This volume is an amusing look at the world of golf. It contains new definitions such as that for whiff - familiar term widely misused to describe particularly fast and powerful style of practice swing intentionally made directly over the ball. schovat popis

Leslie Nielsen, the World's Greatest Bad Golfer, teams up with humorist Henry Beard to produce a golf book for legions of hopeless duffers who know in their heart of hearts that no matter how much they practice, no matter what new tip they follow, no matter what foolproof method they embrace, they are never going to improve. Lavishly illustrated with more than 100 photos of the master himself, this bestselling golf parody is the perfect gift for Father's Day.

Designed to guide the reader through the use of Latin, this humorous book includes everyday English expressions rendered into grammatically accurate, idiomatically correct, classical Latin, with an easy-to-use pronunciation guide included. This is the sequel to Latin for all Occasions.

In Encyclopedia Paranoiaca, master satirists Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf have assembled an authoritative, disturbingly comprehensive, and utterly debilitating inventory of things poised to harm, maim, or kill you – all of them based on actual research about the perils of everyday life. Beard and Cerf cite convincing evidence that everyday things we consider healthy – eating leafy greens, flossing, washing our hands – are actually harmful, and items we thought were innocuous – drinking straws, flip-flops, neckties, skinny jeans – pose life-threatening dangers. Did you know that nearly ten thousand people are sent to A&E each year because of escalator accidents? And if you're crossing your legs right now, you're definitely at serious risk.

More humor from the bestselling authors of Sailing, Gardening, Cooking, and Fishing. A perfect Father's Day gift!

Now that some American students have to fill in questionnaires for consensual lovemaking, going on a date is more of a minefield than ever before. This book aims to tell readers the truth about politically correct sex and is anecdotal, topical and amusing.

'A definitive (and often hilarious) guide to affect-transformative truth- obfuscatory locutions (that is, euphemisms and other deceptive language).'§-Steven Pinker, author of The Language Instinct and The Sense of Style§§'I never thought I'd say that a dictionary is a must-read, but Spinglish is a must-read. There, I've said it. It's also, brilliant, funny, sophisticated and subtle (although it made me laugh out loud).'§-Victor S. Navasky§§'This statement is one hundred percent free of spin: Spinglish proves, once again, that Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf are two of the funniest people in the world.'§-Andy Borowitz§§'[ Spinglish ] is one of those perfect bathroom books....all our worst neologisms from the worlds of politics, advertising, the military and whatever other industries have need for terminological subterfuge...lovingly footnoted so that curious readers can flips to the back of the book for sourcing.'§-Michael Ian Black, The New York Times Book Review§§'A serious, comprehensive, and informative lexicon of terms and phrases that 'spin doctors' have used to gloss over real meaning...enlightening and often just plain funny.'§- Library Journal