Dan Patterson Livres

From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ ON THE BACK OF A BOOK: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips BAD THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A ROMANCE NOVEL: It was love at first sight -- she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. UNLIKELY BOARD GAME INSTRUCTIONS: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A PA SYSTEM: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'

Dan Patterson's poetry is marked by a controlled and thoughtful voice that resonates with a profound, melancholic wisdom. His work aims to forge intimate connections through quiet contemplation, addressing themes of love and kindness amidst a harsh reality. Poems like "Dominion" invite readers to reflect on the beauty of human emotion, while the physical form of the text itself enhances the expression within. Patterson's approach contrasts with performance-driven poetry readings, offering a more personal and introspective experience that may echo the reader's own inner voice.

Featuring the sharp wit and comedic brilliance of the hit BBC2 show, this book captures the essence of "Mock the Week" with hilarious anecdotes and memorable moments. Readers will enjoy a collection of jokes and insights from the show's beloved comedians, making it a must-have for fans of the series. The book's engaging humor and clever commentary reflect the show's unique style, ensuring laughter from start to finish. Perfect for anyone seeking a dose of comedy and entertainment.

A celebration of fifty of history's most influential aircraft, their pilots, designers - from the Wright brothers through two world wars and modern stealth technology.

A look at the mainstay of the German air force, the Messerschmitt Bf 109, which served the Luftwaffe as interceptor, fighter-bomber, night-fighter, photo-reconnaissance, and escort fighter.