Tim Desmondes Livres

Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor. Can win every archery contest in seven shires. Can keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merrymen under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero. He did it all wearing too tight tights. That is why he is celebrated in minstrelsy and in Hollywood movies. What outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those too tight tights? Friar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged. Because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung. Robin's true lusty adventures can now dare to be told in Tim Desmondes' revealing tale -- Inside Robin's Too Tight Tights.

Oh, those Anglo-Saxons and their dirty four-letter words. The words weren’t dirty to the Anglo-Saxons back in the Dark Ages when they brought their English language to Britain from the Continent. The words were simply descriptions of body parts and functions. Fuck, cunt, piss, shit, arse – what’s “dirty” about those words? Later prudes chose Latin and French translations like intercourse, vagina, feces and derrière as polite substitutes. Bah! Prudery! And with their Anglo-Saxon words the earliest speakers of our language brought their Anglo-Saxon Beowulf the Brave, the well-hung hero who fought three monsters, two of them with his “member” rather than with his sword. Wulfgar the Stalwart, that anti-hero who was one mean mother… His sex partners included geese, sheep, women, and… oh yes. That one time…the good looking dude… Wulfgar was an equal opportunity sex fiend. With their earthy words and those randy heroes and anti-heroes, what kind of go

What a lusty group that was sitting around the Round Table. Lancelot was having an affair with Queen Guinevere. And with other assorted knights, ladies, and boys as well. King Arthur got his sister pregnant and their son was trying to kill him. Arthur’s other sister was plotting to murder him. And that power mad rascal Merlin was a wicked piece of work. And that’s just for starters. If you’re looking for sex, murder, adventure skullduggery and comedy, the early Celtic tales about Arthur and his randy knights is your meat. Come on in and meet the Arthurian characters they left out of the children’s books.

A Free Re-Telling of Lanling Xiaoxiao Sheng’sJin Ping Mei, A Classic Chinese Erotic Tale

Agnes Sorel was the most beautiful woman in the world. Armed with breasts of unrivaled magnificence she used her cunning crotch to influence history forever. When she was eighteen, she knew that she was destined to rule a great nation. To do so, she had to learn to seduce men and yet remain a virgin. She had to employ bosom, groin and brains to seduce King Charles VII of France, who, in turn allowed her to rule France and lead Europe out of the Middle Ages and into Modern Times. Never before or since in history did the judicious use of sexual savoir-faire play so heavy a role in human affairs. Agnes shares her sexual secrets within the pages of this book. Check it out. You will love her dazzling breasts and clever crotch.

The gals of the Wild West had to be ready for just about anything. But what they knew was in store for them, being outnumbered 100 to 1 by males, was sex. Big Nose Kate came west to make money whoring in the wild environment. But she also came because she loved sex in whatever form the cowboys, gamblers, desperados and drifters could provide in the way of carnal entertainment for her. When she became the “steady gal” of the cold-blooded killer and card-sharp gambler, Doc Holliday, she couldn’t bear to give up practicing the trade she loved. Which meant fireworks aplenty when Doc Holliday showed his displeasure. Calamity Jane was no whore. Well, most of the time she wasn’t. She was a rip-snorting, bullwhip wielding, pistol packing gal of the West. Her boyfriend (or was he her husband?) Wild Bill Hickok was her man. But she had the hots for others, including Deadwood Dick. These two Doves of the Golden West tell their own stories in their own words. And are

Ah, Paris! What do you think of immediately when you think of Paris? Sex, of course. French kisses, French ticklers, French dirty postcards… Tonie, a sexy sweetheart who has just graduated from high school in San Diego thought those same thoughts when her parents gave her a trip to Paris as a graduation present. When she got to Paris, what did she find? A dreamboat Sorbonne student who, when he met the American Girl in Paris thought…sex. In the most romantic city in the world, Tonie and Cyrille do it in the Latin Quarter, in the artist quarter of Montparnasse, even in the castle of Versailles. He teaches her French style. She teaches him American style. It’s an international sex riot. Ah, Frisco! What do you think of immediately when you think of San Francisco? Sex, of course. The City by the Bay is the most open city in America for sexual expression. Rex arrives in Frisco from Seattle with all his genitals intact. But because of a bizarre misunderstanding, three sex-starved honeys get