Mark Patrick Livres

An inspirational collection of Clerihews and Costellows that will inspire you to stop reading it after a few pages and demand your money back. Sorry, no refunds. Tough luck. This book contains a smidgen of Bigfoot erotica and isn't recommended for oystermen, newborn babies, roller-coaster enthusiasts and members of the Barney Fife impersonator industry, a.k.a. Big Barn.

Buyer Purchase of this book will be on your permanent record and already has torpedoed a U.S. Supreme Court nomination.