Packed with clever quips and humorous advice, this collection offers insights on romantic relationships, parenting, and social interactions. Perfect for light reading in a casual setting, it promises to entertain anyone taking a break in the outhouse. With its blend of wit and wisdom, it’s designed to make even the most mundane moments enjoyable.
Judge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who've had a few "senior moments" or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. Hard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin' up in years. Gems include: "Don't spread your blanket where a cat's been diggin'." "It don't take a very big man to carry a grudge." "Every path has some puddles." "When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn't looking." Roy English is the author of several Western humor titles. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a court judge. He lives in Texas.