Dale Shaw Livres

Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people 'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW _______ Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight

This collection features imaginative and entirely fictional letters from notable historical figures, blending humor and creativity. Through these whimsical correspondences, readers are invited to explore the personalities and perspectives of various influential individuals, offering a unique and entertaining glimpse into history. The book showcases a playful take on the lives and thoughts of the great and the good, making it a delightful read for history enthusiasts and fans of clever storytelling alike.

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