Lucien Young Livres

A satirical humour book about Elon's misguided attempts to save humanity from alien invasion.

The hilarious spoof diary of Eton schoolboy Boris Johnson. Updated with 'Partygate' chapter.

100% UNOFFICIAL. The newly discovered diary of Boris Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson, aged 13 , provides a fascinating and glimpse into Johnson's innermost thoughts and feelings and will reveal a hitherto hidden side of the man best known to the country as BoJo. This is the story of how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe how should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation

The ultimate Scrooge takes over the White House - God help us, everyone!

In this explosive first-person account, Donald Trump shares his experience of swapping the White House for prison, aiming to Make Prison Great Again. After two weeks in solitary confinement, he reflects on his unfair treatment, claiming no one faces injustice like him. He finds solace in imaginary conversations with himself, reminiscing about past encounters and asserting his superiority in golf without cheating. Despite the unfair verdict—he argues that the jury lacked billionaires—he notes the trial's high ratings. Now in Smallhand State Prison, Trump embarks on an unconventional writing project, attempting to create the first bestseller on toilet paper. Life behind bars proves challenging, as he grapples with withdrawal from social media and the absence of Fox News. However, he soon views incarceration as an opportunity to dominate the prison environment, aspiring to become the kingpin by smuggling McDonald's Filet-O-Fish and teaching fellow inmates the Art of the Deal. Interspersed with insights from the prison's psychologist, this satirical narrative blends elements of reality TV and classic film, promising a humorous take on Trump's incarceration experience. Prepare for a unique twist, as orange becomes the new orange.

A hilarious parody of Boris Johnson's memoir.