Peter Crouch Livres

The lofty man of English football gives a behind-the-scenes glimpse at his remarkable rise to the top.

You become a soccer player because you love soccer. And then you are a soccer player, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one teammate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane, and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a soccer ball before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media, and try to ensure that we never again pay far too much for a haircut that should have cost ten bucks. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez, and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer . Shall we?

**A Daily Mail Book of the Year** What happens on the pitch is only half the story. Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with twenty-one other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke, or understanding why spitting is considered football’s most heinous crime. In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you’re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale’s magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment, and why Crouchy’s dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005. Whether you’re an armchair expert, or out in the stands every Saturday, crazy for five-a-side or haven’t put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer.

Renowned for his humor, the book explores the life and career of a celebrated figure in British sports. It delves into his comedic talent, showcasing how he has brought laughter to fans and fellow athletes alike. The narrative highlights memorable anecdotes and experiences that define his unique personality, offering insights into both his professional achievements and personal life. This engaging portrayal captures the essence of a man who has become a beloved icon in the sporting world.

Explore the dynamics of contemporary relationships through the humorous lens of Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch, a beloved married couple and popular podcast hosts. This guide offers relatable insights and candid discussions about the ups and downs of modern love, blending laughter with practical advice for navigating partnerships today.

The narrative unfolds in Victorian London, highlighting the stark contrast between the affluent elite and the impoverished masses struggling to survive. It explores themes of wealth disparity and social injustice, painting a vivid picture of a society where the majority suffer from hunger while a small percentage enjoys immense riches. The setting serves as a backdrop for a deeper examination of class struggles and the human condition amidst extreme economic inequality.

The humor in this book stems from the unexpected adventures and mishaps of operating a carpet cleaning franchise. Readers are taken on a comedic journey that highlights the quirks of the business, the eccentric characters involved, and the absurd situations that arise. Through witty anecdotes and relatable challenges, the narrative showcases how a seemingly mundane job can become a source of laughter and life lessons.

Tak, jestem bardzo wysoki. Nie, pogoda nie jest tu inna. I nie, nie gram w koszykówkę. Cieszę się, że mamy to z głowy. Chcesz być profesjonalnym piłkarzem? Lepiej uważaj! Tu nikt nie jest do końca normalny. To najdziwniejsza i najbardziej nieprzewidywalna grupa, jaką sobie tylko można wyobrazić. Jeden wpada na trening w czerwonym garniturze, z cylindrem w tym samym kolorze, drewnianą laską i okularami bez szkieł, a drugi ma tyle sportowych samochodów, że zostawia jeden z nich na parkingu i po prostu o nim zapomina.Wejdź ze mną do piłkarskich szatni Premier League i reprezentacji Anglii, a dowiesz się, który obrońca biegał za mną po całym boisku, powtarzając: „Zabiję cię”, dlaczego wielu milionerów nigdy nie ma własnego żelu pod prysznic i co mówi Cristiano Ronaldo, gdy staje przed lustrem. Jestem Peter Crouch, a to jest Jak być piłkarzem. Zaczynamy?