Kitty Flanagan Livres

“Once my fingers were fully cheezelled, I moved up to the cocktail Frankfurt bowl and started poking those things into my mouth as fast as I could dip them in the red sauce. How on earth they make horse nostrils and sawdust so damn tasty is a mystery, but hats off to Huttons.From running with a bad crowd in kindergarten to her junk food modus operandi at kids' parties and enduring a 'Yoga Guantanamo' camp, the fabulous anecdotes from Kitty Flanagan's life will take you on a hilarious trip down memory lane. Kitty's observations about relationships, whether it be travelling around South America with a dud boyfriend, her brief affair with a graveyard digger or sussing out potential new dates are highly amusing. And though not a fan of the 'it's not you, it's me' breakup line, she wasn't quite prepared for an ex-boyfriend reciting a hand-written list of her faults when he dumped her.On the career front, Kitty recalls working in a crayfish-factory where she annoyed her boss so much that one day he locked her in a freezer. And she well and truly burnt her bridges at a stand-up venue in Singapore when she responded to her employer's enquiry about her 'moustache'. Confirming her reputation as one of Australia's top comedians, Kitty Flanagan's Bridge Burning and Other Hobbies is a laugh-out loud, entertaining and endearing yarn.

Kitty Flanagan offers a humorous and insightful guide to navigating life with her 488 rules. Each rule is designed to enhance everyday experiences and promote kindness, encouraging readers to adopt a more positive outlook. Through wit and relatable anecdotes, Flanagan's approach combines practical advice with comedic elements, making the journey of self-improvement both entertaining and accessible. This book serves as a lighthearted manual for creating a more enjoyable and harmonious existence.

The Rules for Life Omnibus is Kitty Flanagan's way of making the world a more pleasant place to live. Providing you with the antidote to every annoying little thing, these rules are not made to be broken.This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning 488 Rules for Life with her rather prosaically titled sequel, More Rules for Life . Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'Jason Alexander ( Seinfeld )