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IN THE DAD DICTIONARY, YOU'LL LEARN THAT AN AMATEUR IS A DAD WHO DOESN'T OWN A LAWN SPREADER, A DOG IS A REMOTE CONTROL FOR THE NEWSPAPER, AND A SANDWICH IS A SMALL GROCERY STORE BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD. THIS COLLECTION OF DADISMS WILL BE AS FUNNY TO DAD AS HIS OWN JOKES.

Maxine tells you everything you need to know to lead a long and crabby life, including: "Try a little kindness . . . as little as possible", and many other insightful words of wisdom.