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Combining elements of superhero adventures with wildlife conservation, this narrative follows a group of extraordinary friends who embark on a mission to protect endangered gorillas in their natural habitat. As they face various challenges, the characters showcase teamwork, bravery, and the importance of environmental stewardship. The story intertwines thrilling action with heartfelt moments, emphasizing the bond between humans and nature while delivering a powerful message about the need to safeguard wildlife.

He's huge. He's hairy. He's pissed off and he's got a badge. He's Bigfoot Cop. Bigfoot is a renegade detective on the edge. He's no longer the tranquil solitary creature of legend; he's now a foot-stomping, car-flipping crime fighter who can't stop ripping everyone's fucking arms off when he gets mad. After he destroys an entire city block while trying to apprehend a group of petty criminals, the police chief transfers him to Missing Persons and assigns him a new partner he doesn't want - Lyle Straits, a crotchety by-the-book detective who is allergic to animal dander. The unlikely duo is tasked with solving the rising number of local disappearances (mostly redheads). But what starts as a routine investigation turns into the biggest case the world has ever seen. From the author of Island of the Super People and Rotten Little Animals comes a buddy-cop comedy for the bizarro fiction reader.

ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE, TOO!And that is messed up. So they have independent cinema. See what happens when an animal film crew kidnap a human boy and make a movie of the abduction. Read things about Nature that just aren't natural. Fear your pets from this day forward. With zombie-cat attacks, gun-blasting massacres, drugged-out puppet shows, exploding car chases, camera-chickens, bat acrobats, wild sex, martini parties and torture-ROTTEN LITTLE ANIMALS is a crazy ride through the underground animal film scene and on to the Big Time.

YOU'RE DOING TIME TRAVEL! It's the year 2001... No, it's 2022? No... It's the future, with land-squids and kidnapped celebrities in super suits. Squid are the dominant species eighty million years from now. But they have a problem: Dinosaurs are coming home. Fear, greed, xenophobia and ego inevitably lead to war. Three celebrities from the early 21st Century in a weird world--recruited to fight, unaware of the truths of the situation... Out of their element... beyond their experience... They are RUSSELLS IN TIME.

WARNING: THIS BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO EMOTIONALLY FUCK UP YOUR KIDS Ah, children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks. This book addresses all the cold, hard answers to all those stupid, stupid questions like: Does your poop smell bad? That means you're dying. How do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people. Did you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first, but you totally can. Did you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see! Wouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die. So sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.

In "Rotten Little Animals" entführt eine tierische Filmcrew einen menschlichen Jungen und dreht einen Film über die Entführung. Die Geschichte bietet einen verrückten Einblick in die Underground-Tierfilm-Szene mit Zombie-Katzen, explosiven Verfolgungsjagden und skurrilen Partys. Eine bizarre und unterhaltsame Reise!

A do háje, porno je nelegální! Jako fakt. Pornohvězdy jsou zločinci, porno stránky jsou systematicky mazaný, zapomeňte i na lehkou erotiku. Tohle se děje v našem světě. Ale co teprve Pornoland! Phil a Zed musí procestovat porno metropoli a posbírat kousky Pornomicronu – knihy sexuální magie, která spojuje naše světy. Nebude to snadný. Budou muset čelit obří gejše a její samurajský armádě, odhodlanýmu detektivovi, co jim jde po koulích, drsný domině a jejímu gangu, hromadě dalších sexy lidí i hromadě míň sexy lidí… A dojde i na spermonstrum a sex v sanitce. Podaří se Philovi a Zedovi dát knihu dohromady, zachránit Pornoland a nový přátele a znova zlegalizovat pornografii v našem světě? (Jasně, že jo, jinak by tohle čtení byla pěkná blbost, ale stejně si chcete přečíst, jak to dokázali.) Tohle je příběh plnej drsnýho sexu i drsnýho poselství. Je to absurdní a budete si chtít vrznout. Protože tohle je zatracenej Pornoland!

Vier Studenten und ihr Professor reisen zu einer Insel, wo sie auf Superhelden mit ungewöhnlichen Fähigkeiten treffen. Als böse Regierungstruppen die Insel bedrohen, müssen sie zusammenarbeiten, um die totale Vernichtung abzuwenden. Kevin Shamel präsentiert eine bizarre Cybersoldaten-Novelle mit kolossalen Schlachten.