Jeff Foxworthy Livres

Provides a humorous look at the rules of etiquette for country-style personal hygiene, eating, dating, weddings, and other occasions

Foxworthy's runaway bestseller, with more than one million copies in print.

Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment . “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.”assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!”honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “ Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.”So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

"On a Saturday morningLike many beforeThe kids were all restless.In fact, they were bored.It had finally stopped rainingAfter nearly a weekThen they had an idea, "Let's play hide-and-seek ""Comedian Jeff Foxworthy tells the story of a neighborhood hide-and-seek game and invites readers to join in With vivid illustrations and a hearty dose of silliness, each page includes a hidden child, a seeker, and other objects for kids to find.Can you help Rachel Green find Sue, along with one raccoon, two spoons, three mops, four flip flops "Hide " is guaranteed to charm readers of all ages.